It's Showtime! Time to Begin!

[hathasacat]

WHO: Lyney, Lynette, and You
WHERE: A Lounge Stage… Somewhere
WHEN: Late January
WHAT: A Little Introductory Word Game
WARNINGS: N/A

[ Elevator-riders today may notice an out of place card stuck on one side of the elevator, with the words "We invite you to Floor 11." Those who follow the guidance of the mysterious card and travel to the floor will find a trail of playing cards leading them to the floor's lounge, which has been brightly decorated in cat-themed decor of red and teal. There is also a gray and teal porcelain tea set on the table; the fragrant aroma of a rich black tea fills the air. There are also plates filled with shortbread cookies, scones with jam and small finger sandwiches.]

[ At the small stage in the center of the lounge are two similarly-dressed figures, smiling brightly (well one of them is) as people trickle in. The male of the pair steps forward to give a bow and a flourish of his arms. ]

Welcome to our welcome party, for us! We're so honored you could make it!

To help ourselves get settled in, we invite you to some tea and snacks made by my wonderful sister Lynette. Or to come and chat with myself, the humbly charming Lyney.

But if that isn't enough to keep things interesting, we invite you to play a game with us. A simple word game, of course, nothing complicated for our first meeting. Simply take the last word of our sentence and start your next sentence with it, and we will do the same. The first one to trip up is the loser! I must warn you though, my sister has a sharp way with words.

Ahem, now please enjoy yourselves and welcome to our starting show!

Comments

[venomnom]

Every so often, there are malfunctions where certain floors will behave strangely. Other times, the concierge hosts an event.

[cathasahat]

Do there seem to be any common features when it comes to these malfunctions or events, or are they random?

[venomnom]

They seem to be random on the hotel's part. Our concierge wants us to get along, though, and most occurrences encourage guests to work together.

[She bites into the finger sandwich, chewing as she recalls the details.]

[cathasahat]

[ She will also pick up a snack--a cookie in her case--and take a bite as she thinks, brow furrowing slightly. ]

That seems like a relatively simple goal compared to an elaborate setting and events.

[venomnom]

If it's the goal, that is.

[She takes another bite with a smile, finishing off the snack.]

[cathasahat]

Oh? What do you think the goal is?

[venomnom]

I don't know. But I do wonder how generous the hotel is willing to be.

[cathasahat]

Mm. I'd rather not discover that limit inadvertently.

[venomnom]

Do you think it'll be so low?

[cathasahat]

I'd hope not, but if we're here for a while then the probability will naturally increase.

[venomnom]

You're very cautious.

Still, I wouldn't let it color your stay. After all, this is still a luxurious experience for most.

[cathasahat]

It's just my natural personality, I'm afraid. But I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

[venomnom]

Me, too.

[Having partaken of the finger sandwich in full, she leans back into her seat.]

I'm sorry: I don't mean to cause you worry. Despite what I've just said, it's not as bad here as you might think. There are always amenities, and many of the guests are hospitable.

[cathasahat]

That's good to hear. The other guests--including yourself--have certainly been welcoming.

[venomnom]

All I did was follow the cards. Did it take you long to prepare the food?

[cathasahat]

Not at all. The sandwiches are simple enough, as long as you have the ingredients available.

[venomnom]

And you have the recipes memorized?

[cathasahat]

For my favorites--but again, they're relatively simple. Fortunately, I was able to get some assistance with the desserts from the hotel restaurants.

[venomnom]

You must have quite the experience in cooking to do that much on such short notice.

[cathasahat]

As long as it doesn't require more complicated kitchen implements...I'm not good with machines, so I tend to avoid using t hem.

[venomnom]

I imagine the same can be said for most of us who aren't chefs—just as I would avoid imitating the sleight of hand implemented by a performer like yourself.

[cathasahat]

That's true, but one can usually learn the basics of those skills. My brothers say I just have bad luck with machines.

[venomnom]

What makes him say that?

[cathasahat]

Probably the third time they had to stay up late fixing the washing machine. Or was it the dishwasher?

[venomnom]

[Okay. She's spent enough time in the hotel to recognize a few things.]

Isn't the washing machine for clothes?