Happy New Year, folks! The Hotel is settling into the New Year with little fanfare. Mr Bennet remains at his post behind the hotel desk and helps check guests in and out daily. The Hotel continues to hustle and bustle and nothing seems to be going too awry beyond the usual shenanigans. In fact, one might even call this the slow season for the Hotel.
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
That is until the second week of the month where the intercoms start with Mr Bennet's pleasant voice coming through.
"Hello, hello! This is just a small warning that one of our floors, the current 79th floor to be exact, has had a small... malfunction, I suppose, and will be affecting the other floors of the Hotel. No word yet from maintenance when this will be over, so stay on your toes, my dear guests!"
And that's it. No indication of what the problem is, or anything like that. It's up to you to figure out what's going on! And what is going on? Well, it'll become obvious very quickly when wherever characters happen to be in the Hotel, they'll soon start feeling a very obvious warmth on the floor below them. It'll increase the longer they stay standing in one spot until it's almost burning their feet.
The only salve for this will be hopping onto a nearby piece of furniture and getting their feet off the floor. It'll soon become obvious that the entire Hotel has been wrapped in a game of The Floor is Lava, including the floor turning into actual lava on some of the floors.
SAFETY SLEEPOVER
Of course, the Hotel is not cruel enough to make the entire Hotel unsafe and soon enough Mr Bennet's voice will come through on the intercom again.
"For those looking for respite from our current Hotel wide game," because clearly it's a game now. "We'll be serving tea and cake in the lounge on the ground floor. Maintenance has been able to fix the lounge for now so feel free to come by when you can if you'd like to rest. We have sleeping bags!"
As folks enter the lounge, they'll find that Mr Bennet is true to his word. The lounge has been converted into a giant sleepover, with sleeping bags lining the floor and a long table off to the side where people can eat their tea and cakes. Mr Bennet is near the food table, handing out pajamas, toothbrushes, and sleep masks to those who request them. There's some new doors off to the side leading to some restrooms, at least, so guests can change in private.
Though, one thing to point out is when Mr Bennet says there's tea and cakes, the cakes happen to be lava cakes. He thinks he's funny.
THE FLOOR IS ICE
It'll take about two days for hotel maintenance to fix the Hotel and return it to normal. So that's two days of living out of the lounge or hopping around the Hotel to get places. What a headache. Mr Bennet will make another lively announcement on the intercom.
"We are back in business, folks! I've just been given word that everything should have return to normal now. Though, there is a warning to make sure not to walk around barefoot for at least another day or so while the Hotel settles. Thank you for your patience!"
What that means becomes obvious soon as anyone walking around now will feel that the floor is especially cold. That's a bit better than the heat, at least, but still kind of a pain in the ass. Anyone who tries to walk around barefoot will find that their feet quickly start to freeze but any permanent damage is easily avoidable by putting on some socks or getting off the floor entirely.
Though that said, the ice does lead to some furniture sliding around and even with shoes on, characters might find themselves sliding too.
What a lovely end to the holidays.
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Her room happens to be closest, and he’s leaning against the doorframe when they’re close enough.]
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Inside! Now. Get on bed and stay there.
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It’s an effort to make it to the bed, though, and he nearly trips on the way over. Thankfully, he’s close enough to catch himself on the edge of the bed with his palms, cursing under his breath.]
This damn hotel—
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coming up behind and trying to bodily lift him up onto the mattress ]
What is wrong with you??
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We all know she can very easily lift him up and plop him down on the mattress. He tries to sit up, but finds himself with barely enough vigor to prop up on a single elbow. Now that the adrenaline is eking away, his limbs feel weak. Like his bones have dissolved from his body.]
I told you about one of my weaknesses before. I didn’t mention… the other.
[The heat. The flames.]
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other....................... ]
Fire. You are vulnerable to fire. Of course you would be, of course. Why not? Only entire hotel is become magma pool!
[ THIS IS HER WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE ]
It could not be only one of us? We are both having to have trouble with flame?
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Lowly-]
You mean you didn’t want to match?
[She seemed resistant enough to the heat, at least. Though he knows her troubles with fire aren’t so straightforward.]
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to clean away that brackish sweat from his ... everywhere. ]
It is one thing after another here. Lava? Lava.
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Her magic sweeps over time, and he’s not so sweaty anymore.(He’s going to comment on this in a bit, but first-)
Turns his head on the pillow to look at her, weary.]
One thing after another, like they’re still having a laugh at our expense.
[The same old irritation flares, but looking at her, it doesn’t stick as prevalently as it might usually.]
But you helped me, just like you did with the shadows, so… thank you. You were clever with your magic.
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—oh. wait, no.
he's complimenting her. ]
I am always clever with it. Just because I am not speaking like everyone else does not mean I cannot brandish wit.
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And now, the anger is easy to let simmer in the face of exhaustion and her presence, having helped him escape that awful lava-studio.]
I know. I never doubted you. My clever wizard.
[And in case you think he was going to leave it on that very worn but weirdly affectionate note:]
But if you have cleaning magic, why does your room still look like this?
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and then.
WHACKS HIS SHOULDER. ]
I beg your pardon!
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Hey-
[Is it not a valid question!!]
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Fine.
[They will Talk About This Later.]
…then lie down with me.
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I want to sit.
[ in case they need relocating ]
Put your head in my lap.
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He shifts to do just that, laying his head in her lap, reminiscent of the time he did the same when he invited her to a certain floor for watercolors and wine -- though the situation this time is (was) more fraught, more weighted with the leftover exhaustion of agitation that was quick to flare and now quick to fade.
Henry does reach out with an arm to rest across her lap and just... hold on. One might call it clingy, but he'd never describe himself in such a way.]
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but now, here, they aren't at that moment yet. she curls her arm around his head in turn and plays with a few stray locks. coiling and curling them around her fingers. ]
You lived.
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Closes his eyes.]
But if you hadn’t been there…
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[Tormenting. That's not... that's not what he does. He ruminates. He lets bitterness fester. That's not tormenting himself. (Right?)]
It's frustrating. It would have been repeat of something that happened not that long ago. [You know, being set aflame. And he hates feeling as though any portion of his life exists in a ceaseless, spinning cycle.]
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Mister Creel, do not tell me you were set on fire.
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Just kidding. After a beat, he replies.]
Not too long before I arrived in this hotel.
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still, her fingers tighten in his hair without her so much as noticing it. ]
What happened.
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The veil between the dimension I’m stuck in and the “real” world is… thin. A few individuals found themselves crossing that threshold and making things difficult for me.
I recovered. [Because, you know, inhuman.] But it wasn’t pleasant.
[this is, in fact, a very one-sided explanation]
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the way i'm still linking you even tho you're canon familiar
WET MAN
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