velluminous: (into a sacred coffin)
Sprezzatura Vaux ([personal profile] velluminous) wrote in [community profile] hotelcaelum2024-03-01 08:57 pm

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WHO: Sprezzatura, you
WHERE: Lobby
WHEN: March 1
WHAT: SOMEONE'S BACK...
WARNINGS: N/A

[ your beautiful, lovely evening is about to be rudely interrupted by a sudden crrrrk-booom!. it's so catastrophically loud and so immediate that it ought rattle the very foundations of the hotel, yet it sounds as if funnelled in from somewhere far away, and what you're hearing now is only the last vestiges of the truest sound.

then, a diminutive blue tiefling pops into existence right in front of you. she's hunkered down in a bizarre half-squat, round spectacles sliding down her nose. in one hand she holds an open and worn leather notebook, and in the other she clutches a stick of chalk—

she looks up. her hair is falling out of its bun. she looks half-mad. and she looks, too, and in equal measure, as though she can't believe she's here... and as though it was exactly her intention to be here.
]

Hahahaha...
staffcocked: (CRITICAL HIT?!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-03-04 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!!

[He yells as he was eating his dinner in the kitchen, but ends up falling back in his seat instead before summoning his magical staff. His warrior instincts kicking in before he even thought about it... While he's not prepared to fire a spell yet, he's holding up in front of his face.]

W-W-WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? I DIDN'T ORDER FOR A HOT LADY IN MY SOUP!!
staffcocked: (I mean it when I say it.)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-03-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
You dare command a shogun!? In the middle of his meal!? First, you state who you are and where you came from!

[He stands up a little more confidently now. She looks nervous as he was, so that makes him feel like they're on an equal playing field.]
staffcocked: (Here's your shogun's orders.)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-03-09 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, whoa! Who are you calling a pest?!

[Don't mind him as he waves his staff around just a bit. He's not summoning a spell yet, but it's just a goofy little intimidation tactic.]

The last time I checked, you were the overgrown fly who fell in my soup!! Apologize for ruining my meal first!
staffcocked: (I'm the sheriff around these parts.)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-03-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Extremely well!]

Yeah, yeah! Fly! [Now he pulls his staff down with a smug look as he gives her a once over.] Hmmm... Though perhaps 'horny hornet' would be more accurate. ♥

[It's a pun based on the horns on her head! Though it also sounds like innuendo given his tone of voice.]
staffcocked: (Awwwkward moment huh?)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-03-13 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-hyahyahya! What's wrong? I think it's pretty funny~!

[For him, he just thinks that it's a goofy little nickname. Though since her anger is becoming more apparent... He couldn't help and suddenly realize that he might've hit a nerve.]

B-But, uh... Sorry 'bout that! I was just messin' around. I didn't mean any harm if those horns are a sensitive topic.
staffcocked: (YOU'RE complimenting ME?!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-03-24 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
--Wait, you're seriously half demon and human?!

[He sounds both surprised and in awe. Not the first time that he's met someone like that as they were a friend of his. But it's not often that he encounters half-breeds in his Netherworld.]

... That's actually pretty cool. You don't often meet humans who have relationships with demons. Not that I get a chance to meet 'em too much.
staffcocked: (I've failed my country and people.)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-03-26 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, uh...

[There's a pause from Yeyasu he tries to process all of this! He could be slow in the head sometimes, but he knew when to be sensitive in moments like this. He's a shogun, so he's more than aware that not all races get along. Even his Netherworld Cluster had turf wars between species like Nekomatas and Succubi for various reasons.]

T-That sounds like a lot on your plate! I'm really sorry for bein' a jerk about your horns and all. I don't meet tieflings in my Netherworld at all... Though we are opening our boarders to learn more about other cultures asides what we've got going.

[Unlike his father, he was far more open-minded and curious about other worlds and lands. If his father was still alive, Hinomoto would've probably going stagnant over time without any fresh blood to lead it.]