Happy February, folks! The hotel is chugging along as it always does and nothing really seems that out of the ordinary, actually. Mr Bennet is at the front desk as per usual, greeting new guests, checking out old ones, generally being mediocre at his job but there's something a little... off about him this morning. A little more Springtime focused. Is it the suit? No, no, that's the same as it always is. Is it the face? No, Mr Bennet's face is unable to be perceived by eyes as per usual. No, it's the —
The bunny ears?
HOP TO IT
It seems Mr Bennet has developed a pair of bunny ears and a tail overnight, but he's not the only one. Every staff member and guest of the hotel will find that they have grown a pair of animal ears and a matching tail when they wake up that morning. It's nekomimi time, y'all! But not just neko, characters will find themselves with all categories of ears and tails. Cats, dogs, rabbit, deer, fish. Whatever animal best suits the characters are what they'll find themselves sporting.
For all intents and purposes, these will be part of your characters bodies and real additional limbs. It will hurt if someone hurts them and they will bleed if someone cuts them. There will be some added bonuses as well as characters will also take on the traits of the animals they become. However players want to interpret this is up to them — it can be light like a cat person just being more aloof or heavy like a spider person having multiple eyes and limbs. Whatever is most fun for the player and most hectic for the character, of course.
This effect will last till the end of the month.
Of course, an additional note: For characters who already have animal ears and/or tails — they will either keep those ears and tails and develop more traits of that animal. Or they can become something entirely different for the month. Player preference!
ANIMAL CRACKERS
Mr Bennet has found this to be hysterical though so he has set up a stall in the main lounge that's advertising animal crackers. They're a little less cracker and more cookie though, and larger than the traditional animal cracker. They also come in all shapes and sizes. If you can think of the animal, you can have an animal cracker with it. There is a dog cracker. There is a whale cracker. There is a spider cracker. All kinds of things. Even fictional animals, like gryphons and dragons!
The only catch is — once your character eats the cracker they will become that animal entirely. This is probably tipped off by the bunny rabbit hopping around the lounge in a little hotel jacket, huh. Thanks Mr Bennet. The effect of these crackers will last as long as the player prefers and characters are free to eat another cracker and become another animal afterwards.
One thing though, as the animal, characters will still be able to speak in animal form. So there's that!
The animal crackers will also be available till the end of the month.
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2. dog days
3. wildcard
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His cat-like, fastidious nature eyes the bone and makes a face.]
Eugh.
[Eugh!!!!]
I will be asking where you got it. ...Have you slobbered all over that?
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Yup. Don't get any weird ideas. [ Look. It's just the nature of the beast, quite literally, because he can't carry anything with these paws? Please. ] Throw it.
[ He sits back on his haunches, looking expectantly up at Astarion. He is not above using this doggy body to get his way — one of the many advantages to being fully and utterly shameless. ]
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Makes a face.]
I will throw it once for you. After that, you had better not bring this back.
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[ He can't help but sort of howl the long syllable of that last word. It's also a blatant lie; Gojo's doggo-infused nature can't override his inclination to lie to get what he wants.
As soon as Astarion lifts the bone, he readies himself to launch into a sprint as soon as its thrown, nose to the air and tail wagging madly behind him. ]
Okay, throw it, throw it!!!
[ BARK. ]
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Don't do that! Just- fine, here!
[LOBS IT AS FAR AS HE CAN DOWN THE HALLWAY WHICH-
It's an average throw. It'll give dog!Gojo a good sprint down the hallway, but it's nothing special.]
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Sprinting back to Astarion after only a few moments away, he drops the bone once more, ready for it to be tossed. ]
Okay, now do that again, but better!
[ Throwing game kinda weak, buddy. ]
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Besides, he has a duty as one of the few people around this place who’s taller than Gojo. A duty… to scruff.
So, while he’s knocking the umpteenth breakfast plate off some poor person’s table, Winter walks up behind him to gather the back of his shirt in his hand and lift him from the floor. ]
Just what do you think you’re doing?
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...for letting his guard down and letting Winter grab him before reinstating his Infinity! Not for any of his crimes, if they can even be called that. They're more like good-natured and loveable pranks, in his estimation.
Anyway, he's wiggling mid-air, reaching behind himself try and swat at Winter's hand while his tail flicks in annoyance. ]
Hey, hey, not the shirt! It's designer!
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Like you can’t afford another one.
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And he's, you know, hovering, to give himself a little extra height over his friend. ]
It's the principle. You know what a stickler I am for principles!
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Winter finds his feet suddenly lifted from the ground, and he gives a little indignant squirm in Gojo's grip. ]
You mean not at all? You can't just make things up and think I'll believe it!
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[ He sets Winter down again at least, though he does keep his Infinity barrier up this time. Just in case he gets any wise ideas. ]
Who made you the fun police, anyway?
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As it is, Sumina has taken to simply... stealing food away at night and hoarding it in her suite along with other knick-knacks, which Satoru will bear witness to when he teleports right in. Her suite always has a bit of an "organized chaos" feel to it, particularly when she's busied herself, but ever since the hotel gave them animalistic features, this place has really taken a bit of a maximalist vibe to it... Gojo's probably seen The Secret World of Arietty, right? It's getting there.
At present, the innkeeper is standing next to her desk, which is practically overflowing with all sorts of bits and bobs, cards and bits of lace and cutout hearts and flowers and washi tape, like a stationery store exploded all over her desk.
She is surveying her work and thinking that she really ought to go out and get more stuff when she feels a sudden presence against her, causing her to give a very mousey shriek, on account of her mouselike features. Big, round ears go rigid atop her head while a long, tapered tail lashes out from side to side, whiskers twitching as she drops the card she'd been working on. ]
Satoru!
[ ...Is he purring? Instinct tells her that she needs to get away, so she leans away from his nuzzling... ]
H-Hold on, what's gotten into you?
[ says mouse to cat. ]
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(Mostly, Gojo gets what he wants.)
Anyway, heedless of her outburst, he persists in nuzzling into her neck and hair, her familiar scent and warm skin enough to set his purr motor running, ears relaxed against his head. As she leans away, he instinctively follows, his body arcing and pressing against her own, even as they very near to losing balance... ]
Hm...what are you doing, Momo? [ Ignoring the question entirely. This is normal! ] Feeling crafty?
[ Hold up...are those Valentine's cards? ]
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Well. She's used to him ignoring questions, but she's definitely not used to this, even given the growing displays of casual affection between them— ]
I'm making Saint Valentine's cards for everyone... Now will you please let go?
[ She has a distinct feeling that her request will go unheeded, perhaps especially because he is even more a mischievous cat than he normally is thanks to the hotel's present effects, but she can't let it go unsaid. ]
Y-You're purring so much...
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Oh, well. It's cute as hell, in his opinion! As are her mouse ears, and something primal in him kicks in as she leans away as much as she can. ]
Mm, are you surprised? You shouldn't be.
[ Nuzzling against one of her big pink ears now — oh. Wait, what?
He draws back and stops purring, though he keeps her on the defensive with his hands on either side of the side around her. ]
"Everyone"?
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—Yes? As a token of our friendship... You didn't see Giselle's post?
[ Briefly, she glances down at way they're rather questionably positioned, her cheeks growing ever warmer by the second. She is truly a mouse caught like this, with his hands on either side of her... What should she do? Her gaze roams over all of the supplies on her desk again... ]
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Hrm. I wanted to be Mina-chan's one and only Valentine.
[ And then comes the pout — sharp and pointed. Realistically speaking, he shouldn't be so incensed by this; giving Valentine's out to friends is pretty standard behavior, and it's not as though they had discussed spending Valentine's together, or anything like that. Hell, it hasn't come up at all yet, and they're not even a couple — and yet he still can't help the wave of jealousy, the impulse to hunt and corner her.
Like prey.
Oh... ]
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covers my face...tiny nsfw
i see
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another 1c but this time less cute
I've known you far too long.
[ Because for some reason he's not even surprised by this?! It's like, of course Gojo would end up a cat. Of course Gojo would end up bothering him as a cat. Come on now. ]
challenge to make it cute accepted
Ehhh, but you're not stopping me, are you? Nyeheh. C'mon, play your part better! Where's the growling and barking?
[ Listen, this is how he shows affection, I swear. His jabbing only continues. ]
Y'know, I think all that cats vs. dogs business is just propaganda, anyway. How else would you have such a great friend like me?
get ready for hard mode
That's why I'm not stopping you. Because I know it'd be fruitless.
[ He just resists the urge to sigh again as there's more nuzzling. There's more poking. He's just going to let it happen. ]
I'm not a dog though, I'm a wolf. See? [ Opening his mouth for Gojo to spot some uh. Very sharp fangs. Like could actually maul a person with them type of fangs. ] It's more likely I'd eat you than just growl and bark.
[ Just... doesn't address the bit about Gojo being a good friend. Mixed!! Reviews!!! ]
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As Nanami reveals his fangs — not a euphemism — Gojo whistles as though he's impressed, though actually...he's kind of jealous!! He didn't get fangs or claws or anything like that...what gives? ]
Do wolves eat cats? Besides, you know I'd give you one hell of a stomach ache if you did that. Not worth it.
[ ...Even still. His feline instincts tell him to take a few steps back, even with Limitless, and so he does, just to be sure. Behind him, his tail is alert. ]
If you do feel like hunting me, I bet we could have a lot of fun with it! Hehe...
[ As in, Gojo could have a lot of fun with it. ]
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I won't actually eat you. You would give me a terrible stomachache and I'm not interested in it. But I am tempted to bite you.
[ Is Nanami... amused?! Yes, he absolutely is amused and in fact his. Tail wags. Just a little bit. He doesn't notice.
The idea of hunting Gojo seems like a fun one and he's almost tempted to take him up on it. The other man can teleport, which would be cheating, but Nanami's pretty confident in his tracking skills. Oooh, his dog brain really likes the idea of this. His human brain on the other hand, is mortified. ]
... We could. [ NOOO NANAMI, DON'T GIVE IN. ] What would be the prize?
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Case in point: Gojo is a curious cat, and he wants to see Nanami's hunting skills in action. Just how sharp have his canine instincts made him? As sharp as Megumi's Divine Dogs? Even sharper? He's gotta know. ]
Bragging rights that you bested Gojo Satoru. Isn't that enough?
[ That's a great prize, in his opinion! But to sweeten the pot... ]
...And I won't tell anyone about your cutely wagging tail! Hehe...
[ The prize is no blackmail??? ]
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