Happy New Year, folks! The Hotel is settling into the New Year with little fanfare. Mr Bennet remains at his post behind the hotel desk and helps check guests in and out daily. The Hotel continues to hustle and bustle and nothing seems to be going too awry beyond the usual shenanigans. In fact, one might even call this the slow season for the Hotel.
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
That is until the second week of the month where the intercoms start with Mr Bennet's pleasant voice coming through.
"Hello, hello! This is just a small warning that one of our floors, the current 79th floor to be exact, has had a small... malfunction, I suppose, and will be affecting the other floors of the Hotel. No word yet from maintenance when this will be over, so stay on your toes, my dear guests!"
And that's it. No indication of what the problem is, or anything like that. It's up to you to figure out what's going on! And what is going on? Well, it'll become obvious very quickly when wherever characters happen to be in the Hotel, they'll soon start feeling a very obvious warmth on the floor below them. It'll increase the longer they stay standing in one spot until it's almost burning their feet.
The only salve for this will be hopping onto a nearby piece of furniture and getting their feet off the floor. It'll soon become obvious that the entire Hotel has been wrapped in a game of The Floor is Lava, including the floor turning into actual lava on some of the floors.
SAFETY SLEEPOVER
Of course, the Hotel is not cruel enough to make the entire Hotel unsafe and soon enough Mr Bennet's voice will come through on the intercom again.
"For those looking for respite from our current Hotel wide game," because clearly it's a game now. "We'll be serving tea and cake in the lounge on the ground floor. Maintenance has been able to fix the lounge for now so feel free to come by when you can if you'd like to rest. We have sleeping bags!"
As folks enter the lounge, they'll find that Mr Bennet is true to his word. The lounge has been converted into a giant sleepover, with sleeping bags lining the floor and a long table off to the side where people can eat their tea and cakes. Mr Bennet is near the food table, handing out pajamas, toothbrushes, and sleep masks to those who request them. There's some new doors off to the side leading to some restrooms, at least, so guests can change in private.
Though, one thing to point out is when Mr Bennet says there's tea and cakes, the cakes happen to be lava cakes. He thinks he's funny.
THE FLOOR IS ICE
It'll take about two days for hotel maintenance to fix the Hotel and return it to normal. So that's two days of living out of the lounge or hopping around the Hotel to get places. What a headache. Mr Bennet will make another lively announcement on the intercom.
"We are back in business, folks! I've just been given word that everything should have return to normal now. Though, there is a warning to make sure not to walk around barefoot for at least another day or so while the Hotel settles. Thank you for your patience!"
What that means becomes obvious soon as anyone walking around now will feel that the floor is especially cold. That's a bit better than the heat, at least, but still kind of a pain in the ass. Anyone who tries to walk around barefoot will find that their feet quickly start to freeze but any permanent damage is easily avoidable by putting on some socks or getting off the floor entirely.
Though that said, the ice does lead to some furniture sliding around and even with shoes on, characters might find themselves sliding too.
What a lovely end to the holidays.
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As the couch slides into the elevator, Gojo has to duck his head down to avoid hitting it at the top of the doors. ]
Oh. Uh...good question! Wanna hit a random button and see where we end up?
[ The classic hotel game! ]
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[ She can only hope they wind up somewhere where a battle can be had. Though, notably, she has forgotten her greataxe back in her room, which she does not seem to remember as she closes her eyes and slams her fist into a random button.
Anyway, RNG gave me the aphro floor, and I'm on the wrong character to wind up there with Gojo, but the second roll puts them at the Skeleton Floor, which, and I quote: "It's like a dungeon full of enemy skeletons and SKELETON BALLS." ]
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hovers over the enter key
decides to love myself and not do that
As the doors slide open again, the couch oozes out onto the floor thanks to the ice, much more slowly than when propelled by Gojo, and sure enough, there's a chattering of bones coming from the dark corridor before them! ]
Ehhh...? Don't tell me, this is a Prison Realm floor.
[ He gets it, okay!! He gets he needs to go home soon!!! ]
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Juniper gasps dramatically. ]
A realm full of prisons!? Noooo! I just got out of prison, I don't want to go baaaack! You'll never take me alive!
[ She instinctively reaches behind her as if to grab her axe, but... finds nothing. ]
Ah—! Shoot!
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[ Though she doesn't have her axe on her, and he could handle these all while barely lifting a finger...but maybe this can be a learning opportunity! ]
How are you at hand-to-hand, Juni-chan?
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I'm pretty good at it, but I just like having a heftier weapon in my hands, y'know!?
[ A beat. ]
I could steal one of their leg bones to use as a bludgeoning weapon...
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Verrrrry creative! Okay. I'll hold one, and you rip his leg off!
[ And without further ado, Gojo teleports away to seize one of the middling skeletons around the middle and then teleport back to the couch. He's picked a large lad for her, and although it chatters and flails, it can't break his hold on it. ]
Oooh, you could even try dual-wielding if you want! A femur for each hand!