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Oᴅᴇᴛᴛᴇ Mᴀʟᴇɴᴄᴏɴ ([personal profile] cardsharked) wrote in [community profile] hotelcaelum2023-12-29 02:25 pm

le reveillon

WHO: French people and you
WHERE: The restaurant complex industrial kitchen floor/a random ballroom and entertainment floor
WHEN: Nebulously between Christmas and New Year’s Eve
WHAT: The Who Pudding Cook-Off Le Reveillon dinner
WARNINGS: Alcohol and boozing; maybe there will be an actual physical fight over the food? Mistletoe shenanigans possible. Let me know if I need to add new warnings.

ALLEZ CUISINE

Anyone interested in contributing food to the dinner will have a place to cook in the giant industrial kitchen. Just a few weeks ago, sentient shadows were stabbing unsuspecting guests in the back here, but today it’s lively and bustling. There may even be a handsome, empty-headed blond vampire wandering around to kick off each round of oven preheating with a hearty catchphrase. Before hopping into the fray, consider grabbing an apron or team varsity jacket from the wardrobe hanger. The old staples are there – “Kiss the Cook,” “I Love You a Latke,” “Sugar and Spice” – but there are also some unusual standouts, like jackets with an extra sleeve attached or aprons that have fashioned the lyrics of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” into death threats.

The kitchen has been incredibly well prepared and stocked, and anything necessary to cook a fine holiday meal is available. Of course, some ingredients may have been shuffled around during the procurement. Maybe cooks need to cross team lines to borrow a cup of sugar, apples will be in the onion basket, or paprika will mysteriously pop out of nowhere in a cloud of spice. Working together is the easiest way to make sure the meal goes smoothly. As a reminder, anyone is welcome to throw a dish or two into the mix regardless of their national cuisine of choice. Get cooking!

FRIENDS AT THE TABLE

Here to cook, or a cook who’s finished their rotation in the kitchen? An adjacent ballroom space has been furnished to hold the dining party, with decorations and ambiance supervised by Sumina. As for the food, there's a plethora of options, with Team France(?) alone providing traditional staples like roasted quail, braised oysters, acorn soup, fennel salad, foie gras and pate with crusty bread wedges, creme caramel, and buche de noel. Menu placards at each table list the dishes on offer, but the full menu information can only be unlocked by answering a discussion question over appetizers – “What’s your New Year’s Resolution? Why? How can we help?”

Alcoholic and virgin bubbly drinks are available for all guests. The effervescence of these drinks is contagious! These drinks have a slight, but pleasant, uplifting effect. Drinking one might make attendees chipper and outgoing enough to chat more openly than normal or literally light on their feet, allowing them to float an inch or two off the ground. No one will be forced to experience sensations or feelings they don’t want to; they are purely opt-in, like the joy that comes from smelling a warm homegrown memory.

In addition to any other decorations, Polaroid-style pictures dot the wall. These snapshots contain representations of happy memories of guests throughout the previous year but can only be viewed by people who want to see them, and only memories of people who are willing the share them will appear. Otherwise, they might contain potential futures, hopes, dreamscapes, aspirations, or other talking points for those who are willing to see them.

SMALL BITES

If anyone truly wants to turn this meal into an epic showdown, feel free to start a rousing debate over different dishes or fashion a scorecard out of the menu placards. Golf pencils are mysteriously available for any and all ranking needs.

Though it’s only nebulously New Year’s Eve, guests who stick around until midnight will see the ballroom dim to a warmer, soothing color, lights twinkling down a countdown the last few minutes to the end of the day. As the time ticks over, guests can hold on to indoor-safe sparkle fireworks or take the floor to give a toast to the upcoming year. Insert other preferred New Year's traditions at will.

The mistletoe is still rumored to be out and about, so take care when mingling.

If asked about any of the weird dinner happenings, Odette hasn’t got a clue. She’s just here for the food. Must be more hotel shenanigans, or maybe someone else put their twist on things.
staffcocked: (Your shogun has returned!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-04 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, them? They're called Prinnies! They're at the bottom of the food chain in the Netherworld, so we hire them as servants. They work hard in order to be reincarnated into good humans.

[Whenever Nico pokes one, the Prinny ends up blushing...]

H-Hey, dood! I'm ticklish there! But a handsome guy like you can keep poking me as much you'd like... ♥
crimsin: (🩸 024)

[personal profile] crimsin 2024-01-05 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Er. Pulls his hand away??? ]

I am not so sure I like the direction this is going. Are they all like this?
staffcocked: (Uh-hyahyahyahyahya!!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-08 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hyahya! Some of them can be quite the unruly little things, but others are very polite. They're the souls of sinners, y'know.

[And one of the other Prinnies speak up.]

Don't mind him, sir. He's always been a bit of a perv. Ya want a riceball or a eggroll?
crimsin: (🩸 033)

[personal profile] crimsin 2024-01-08 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The souls of sinners…

[ The way Nico is now imagining what his own soul would look like as a Prinny. ]

Oh, um. Yes! Yes please!

[ To which? Likely both. ]
staffcocked: (Charisma stat maxed!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-12 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Let 'em have it, little buddy!

[The Prinny will waddle over to pick up both a riceball and an eggroll and holds them both up to Nico.]

And no worries. These don't contain any garlic, so your senses are secured. ♥
crimsin: (🩸 084)

[personal profile] crimsin 2024-01-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Merci! I am still quite fond of garlic despite my body's aversion, but it is probably best if I do not overdo it.

[ Narrator voice: He will, in fact, overdo it.

Anyway, riceball first! He just goes right for it, taking a big ol' bite. ]
staffcocked: (YOU'RE complimenting ME?!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-16 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
For real?! I-It'd be bad if you kept eatin' something that's a health hazard for ya. But I kinda get you... I love eating sweets even if it puts on weight.

[Not that Yeyasu gains a lot of weight! He's got quite a lithe build considering that he's always doing a lot of running. Plus demon bodies were built different...]

So what'cha think? That's a delicate from Hinomoto itself!
crimsin: (🩸 014)

[personal profile] crimsin 2024-01-16 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a tolerance above that of normal vampires!

[ He still ends up on the floor, but at least he doesn’t fucking die. The bar is not high, here, and Nico’s tolerance (“tolerance”) is a point of pride for him! ]

Ah, it is delicious! Is there something in the middle? A stuffing?
staffcocked: (Charisma stat maxed!)

1/2

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-19 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh thanks! Well, y'see, I made each riceball with different kinds of stuffings! One has salmon, another has cheese... It makes for some fun unpredictability, you kno--
staffcocked: (NOT MY MASSIVEMUNE!)

2/2

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-19 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[WAIT A MINUTE.]

--YOU'RE A VAMPIREEEEE?!

[Says the normal ass demon.]
crimsin: (🩸 121)

[personal profile] crimsin 2024-01-19 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What is this reaction. Nico pauses mid-bite to give Yeyasu a flat look. ]

Are you not supposed to be some kind of demon?
staffcocked: (YOU'RE complimenting ME?!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-20 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
O-Of course I am! But it ain't often that I see vampires pull up to my Netherworld!

[But there's a pause before he remembers something...]

Wait, actually... We did have a vampiric visitor who came to feast on our sardine supply for a while. I heard the dude used to be called "The Tyrant" or something? He was a weird fellow, but he didn't have any Tyrant-y vibes when I last checked.
crimsin: (🩸 140)

[personal profile] crimsin 2024-01-20 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
You are not in your Netherworld. You are in a hotel which hosts many different people from many different worlds, including vampires.

[ … ]

A vampire who feasts on sardines? How strange.

[ Says the vampire who eats garlic bread. ]
staffcocked: (Awwwkward moment huh?)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-25 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? He didn't drink a drop of blood at all.

[Though it does raise a question... Yeyasu couldn't help and grin a bit sheepishly as he ponders on how to ask.]

Uh... W-Would it be cool if I asked you a bit of a personal question? [A beat.] Are you the type of vampire who needs to survive on blood?
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[personal profile] crimsin 2024-01-25 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ He gives a little wave of his hand, clearly not minding at all. ]

I am. While this food is delicious, it does little to sustain me. Thankfully, the hotel provides in abundance.