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Oᴅᴇᴛᴛᴇ Mᴀʟᴇɴᴄᴏɴ ([personal profile] cardsharked) wrote in [community profile] hotelcaelum2023-12-29 02:25 pm

le reveillon

WHO: French people and you
WHERE: The restaurant complex industrial kitchen floor/a random ballroom and entertainment floor
WHEN: Nebulously between Christmas and New Year’s Eve
WHAT: The Who Pudding Cook-Off Le Reveillon dinner
WARNINGS: Alcohol and boozing; maybe there will be an actual physical fight over the food? Mistletoe shenanigans possible. Let me know if I need to add new warnings.

ALLEZ CUISINE

Anyone interested in contributing food to the dinner will have a place to cook in the giant industrial kitchen. Just a few weeks ago, sentient shadows were stabbing unsuspecting guests in the back here, but today it’s lively and bustling. There may even be a handsome, empty-headed blond vampire wandering around to kick off each round of oven preheating with a hearty catchphrase. Before hopping into the fray, consider grabbing an apron or team varsity jacket from the wardrobe hanger. The old staples are there – “Kiss the Cook,” “I Love You a Latke,” “Sugar and Spice” – but there are also some unusual standouts, like jackets with an extra sleeve attached or aprons that have fashioned the lyrics of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” into death threats.

The kitchen has been incredibly well prepared and stocked, and anything necessary to cook a fine holiday meal is available. Of course, some ingredients may have been shuffled around during the procurement. Maybe cooks need to cross team lines to borrow a cup of sugar, apples will be in the onion basket, or paprika will mysteriously pop out of nowhere in a cloud of spice. Working together is the easiest way to make sure the meal goes smoothly. As a reminder, anyone is welcome to throw a dish or two into the mix regardless of their national cuisine of choice. Get cooking!

FRIENDS AT THE TABLE

Here to cook, or a cook who’s finished their rotation in the kitchen? An adjacent ballroom space has been furnished to hold the dining party, with decorations and ambiance supervised by Sumina. As for the food, there's a plethora of options, with Team France(?) alone providing traditional staples like roasted quail, braised oysters, acorn soup, fennel salad, foie gras and pate with crusty bread wedges, creme caramel, and buche de noel. Menu placards at each table list the dishes on offer, but the full menu information can only be unlocked by answering a discussion question over appetizers – “What’s your New Year’s Resolution? Why? How can we help?”

Alcoholic and virgin bubbly drinks are available for all guests. The effervescence of these drinks is contagious! These drinks have a slight, but pleasant, uplifting effect. Drinking one might make attendees chipper and outgoing enough to chat more openly than normal or literally light on their feet, allowing them to float an inch or two off the ground. No one will be forced to experience sensations or feelings they don’t want to; they are purely opt-in, like the joy that comes from smelling a warm homegrown memory.

In addition to any other decorations, Polaroid-style pictures dot the wall. These snapshots contain representations of happy memories of guests throughout the previous year but can only be viewed by people who want to see them, and only memories of people who are willing the share them will appear. Otherwise, they might contain potential futures, hopes, dreamscapes, aspirations, or other talking points for those who are willing to see them.

SMALL BITES

If anyone truly wants to turn this meal into an epic showdown, feel free to start a rousing debate over different dishes or fashion a scorecard out of the menu placards. Golf pencils are mysteriously available for any and all ranking needs.

Though it’s only nebulously New Year’s Eve, guests who stick around until midnight will see the ballroom dim to a warmer, soothing color, lights twinkling down a countdown the last few minutes to the end of the day. As the time ticks over, guests can hold on to indoor-safe sparkle fireworks or take the floor to give a toast to the upcoming year. Insert other preferred New Year's traditions at will.

The mistletoe is still rumored to be out and about, so take care when mingling.

If asked about any of the weird dinner happenings, Odette hasn’t got a clue. She’s just here for the food. Must be more hotel shenanigans, or maybe someone else put their twist on things.
hexensabbat: (due to band affiliation)

[personal profile] hexensabbat 2023-12-31 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? She takes that sort of thing super seriously.

[Ringo laughs a little, shaking her head.]

She's pretty much always that way, so if you don't want to get another third degree burn, I'd lay off the suggestive compliments around her.
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[personal profile] staffcocked 2023-12-31 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha... But I can't help and be honest around beautiful women!

[He's making it sound like he's a masochist! But in all honesty, Yeyasu's just got foot-in-mouth syndrome sometimes. Plus he isn't a very good liar on top of all that.]

Speaking of which, you look exactly like her! Almost as if you're a palette color swap of her in a way.
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2023-12-31 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure do! That's because we're sisters.

[Twinsies, even.]

You can't help yourself? So in other words, you've just got bad self-control?
staffcocked: (NOT MY MASSIVEMUNE!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2023-12-31 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gotta say it like that--]

WHAAAAT!? YOU'RE MORE FRIENDLY, BUT THAT SHARP TONGUE IS GENETIC!
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-01 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god

she just cracks up at that.

Sorry, but that's the funniest thing she's ever heard. They don't even have genetics.]
staffcocked: (I mean it when I say it.)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-01 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[NANI]

HEY! What's so funny?! I'm the shogun of ceremonies and not the shogun of jeering!

[Not that he doesn't put it on himself sometimes.]
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-03 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're the shogun of weak points, more like.

[ouch]
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[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-03 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
And you're a SADIST! You might have the smile of an angel, but you sound exactly like us demons!

[What a back-handed compliment...]
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-03 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Which part of it is back-handed because she's cool with all of it--]

Well, I've hung around enough of them that I'm not surprised I'm starting to sound like one.

You sure you're not just a little too sensitive?
staffcocked: (Here's your shogun's orders.)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think your lack of empathy is the problem here!

[He says as he folds his arms rather curiously.]

But you've spent time with demons? That shouldn't be possible unless you managed to cross dimensions.
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-03 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Things are pretty different across worlds, you know? Back where I'm from, we work with demons to fight.

Or against them.

Or both!

[It's just like that sometimes, this is SMT after all.]
staffcocked: (I've failed my country and people.)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-04 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh... So you're like a jack of all trades? I mean, demons and humans working together isn't entirely out there...

[Granted, he doesn't get a chance to mingle with humans very often.]

But I can imagine things can get, well, chaotic! Some demons out there aren't very peaceful and they only idolize strength over everything else.
hexensabbat: (it is no longer possible)

[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-04 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. I've met plenty of those.

It just means you've gotta be stronger than them, so they give up, you know?

[It's chill.]

Oh, I gotta correct you though. I'm not human, I'm an AI.

[It's not socially responsible of her to let people think she's human!]
staffcocked: (NOT MY MASSIVEMUNE!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-05 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
HUUUUH?! So this means you and Figue are virtual waifus come to life!? An otaku's dream come true?!

[He sounds shocked and a little excited at this information!]
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-07 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[... That's the worst reaction she's experienced thus far.]

... Wow, gross.
staffcocked: (CRITICAL HIT?!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-08 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not wrong...]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING GROSS?! I-I mean... It's the truth, isn't it? You don't know how many people out there would kill to create their own waifu or husbando from the internet!
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-10 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess. That's reaaaaally not what we are, though.

[...]

Like, not even close.
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[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-12 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I-I see... I didn't mean to offend you.

[He awkwardly clears his throat.]

I guess you'd be closer to an android then? Like I ain't the most technical illiterate dude out there, but I'm tryin' here!
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-17 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a little reductive, but I'll let it pass, since you're trying and all.

Just know I'm not human, I'm based out of data, but I'm still Ringo and I've got my own personality. Good enough?
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[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-19 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
More than good, sweetie pie! ♥

As for me, I'm Yeyasu! I'm a demon, I'm made of awesomeness and totally have a lot of hugs and kisses to go around~!
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[personal profile] hexensabbat 2024-01-19 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[..................



She reaches out to try to rumple up his hair with both hands.]
staffcocked: (Pay back with your body?!)

[personal profile] staffcocked 2024-01-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Uh--

[He's caught a bit off guard whenever she ruffles his hair like that! Blink blink...]

Miss Ringo? What are you doing? Was there somethin' in my hair?