[ Whoa, damn, he just really went for it. Gojo likes the cut of his jib already. The cupcake is really tasty, too! No weird flavors or adverse side effects tucked away in there. ]

Not bad, not bad at all! For your efforts, as promised...

[ Reaching into his sack, he pulls out two (TWO?!) wrapped gifts for River before holding them out to him. ]

You've been a good boy in the last two minutes. You have been deemed...worthy.