Kurusu Akira [Joker] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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hotelcaelum2023-10-25 06:39 pm
survivaltricks) wrote in hotelcaelum2023-10-25 06:39 pm
Entry tags:
the rng gods
WHO: Akira and others!
WHERE: ALL OVER THE HOTEL
WHEN: late October, like a day or two after the Great Espresso Heist of 2023 (TM)
WHAT: the search for a cafe!
WARNINGS: WARNING: RNG HOTEL FLOORS AHEAD
[by now, everyone is probably aware of the broken espresso machine, which has yet to be replaced. for most people, this probably isn't an issue!1 but for Akira, Mr. Coffee-is-my-Blood. . .]
[. . . this morning, he can be found sprawled out next to the elevators on a random floor, face planted into the carpet and arms and legs sprawled akimbo at his sides. he is muttering something to himself]
. . . how hard is it. . . to find. . . a S████████ . . . in a hotel that has more floors than any building needs. . .
[LIGHT WHINING]
[anyway, he's being dramatic. help a guy out? maybe??? or make fun of his suffering? it is up to you!]
((LET US DO AN RNG FLOOR POST!!! comment and go on an adventure with Akira, I'll RNG which floor we go to for funsies! I may even make some up as I go, idk, I'm feelin' spicy. FEEL FREE ALSO TO THREADJUMP AND TAG EACH OTHER FOR MORE RNG FLOOR ADVENTURES, I ENCOURAGE IT!!))
WHERE: ALL OVER THE HOTEL
WHEN: late October, like a day or two after the Great Espresso Heist of 2023 (TM)
WHAT: the search for a cafe!
WARNINGS: WARNING: RNG HOTEL FLOORS AHEAD
[by now, everyone is probably aware of the broken espresso machine, which has yet to be replaced. for most people, this probably isn't an issue!1 but for Akira, Mr. Coffee-is-my-Blood. . .]
[. . . this morning, he can be found sprawled out next to the elevators on a random floor, face planted into the carpet and arms and legs sprawled akimbo at his sides. he is muttering something to himself]
. . . how hard is it. . . to find. . . a S████████ . . . in a hotel that has more floors than any building needs. . .
[LIGHT WHINING]
[anyway, he's being dramatic. help a guy out? maybe??? or make fun of his suffering? it is up to you!]
((LET US DO AN RNG FLOOR POST!!! comment and go on an adventure with Akira, I'll RNG which floor we go to for funsies! I may even make some up as I go, idk, I'm feelin' spicy. FEEL FREE ALSO TO THREADJUMP AND TAG EACH OTHER FOR MORE RNG FLOOR ADVENTURES, I ENCOURAGE IT!!))
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[it is the sound of that splash that rouses Akira from his woe, and he sits up rather abruptly, ignoring the sand caked on his glasses]
[. . . he pushes himself up and meanders towards the sound of the yelp, only to find a poor unsuspecting victim dunked in the ocean water]
[. . .]
That's very poor interior design.
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Ughhhhh....]
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Sooooo. . . how's the water?