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Kurusu Akira [Joker] ([personal profile] survivaltricks) wrote in [community profile] hotelcaelum2023-10-25 06:39 pm

the rng gods

WHO: Akira and others!
WHERE: ALL OVER THE HOTEL
WHEN: late October, like a day or two after the Great Espresso Heist of 2023 (TM)
WHAT: the search for a cafe!
WARNINGS: WARNING: RNG HOTEL FLOORS AHEAD

[by now, everyone is probably aware of the broken espresso machine, which has yet to be replaced. for most people, this probably isn't an issue!1 but for Akira, Mr. Coffee-is-my-Blood. . .]

[. . . this morning, he can be found sprawled out next to the elevators on a random floor, face planted into the carpet and arms and legs sprawled akimbo at his sides. he is muttering something to himself]


. . . how hard is it. . . to find. . . a S████████ . . . in a hotel that has more floors than any building needs. . .

[LIGHT WHINING]

[anyway, he's being dramatic. help a guy out? maybe??? or make fun of his suffering? it is up to you!]

((LET US DO AN RNG FLOOR POST!!! comment and go on an adventure with Akira, I'll RNG which floor we go to for funsies! I may even make some up as I go, idk, I'm feelin' spicy. FEEL FREE ALSO TO THREADJUMP AND TAG EACH OTHER FOR MORE RNG FLOOR ADVENTURES, I ENCOURAGE IT!!))
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[personal profile] venomnom 2023-11-15 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
So that's what's fantastical to you.

[It's a collection of people and creatures that boys would like, she supposes.]

I've heard that wizards can grant wishes.
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[personal profile] venomnom 2023-11-20 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, we were discussing what the concierge might be. Does a wizard or a genie sound more likely to you?