Kurusu Akira [Joker] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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hotelcaelum2023-10-25 06:39 pm
survivaltricks) wrote in hotelcaelum2023-10-25 06:39 pm
Entry tags:
the rng gods
WHO: Akira and others!
WHERE: ALL OVER THE HOTEL
WHEN: late October, like a day or two after the Great Espresso Heist of 2023 (TM)
WHAT: the search for a cafe!
WARNINGS: WARNING: RNG HOTEL FLOORS AHEAD
[by now, everyone is probably aware of the broken espresso machine, which has yet to be replaced. for most people, this probably isn't an issue!1 but for Akira, Mr. Coffee-is-my-Blood. . .]
[. . . this morning, he can be found sprawled out next to the elevators on a random floor, face planted into the carpet and arms and legs sprawled akimbo at his sides. he is muttering something to himself]
. . . how hard is it. . . to find. . . a S████████ . . . in a hotel that has more floors than any building needs. . .
[LIGHT WHINING]
[anyway, he's being dramatic. help a guy out? maybe??? or make fun of his suffering? it is up to you!]
((LET US DO AN RNG FLOOR POST!!! comment and go on an adventure with Akira, I'll RNG which floor we go to for funsies! I may even make some up as I go, idk, I'm feelin' spicy. FEEL FREE ALSO TO THREADJUMP AND TAG EACH OTHER FOR MORE RNG FLOOR ADVENTURES, I ENCOURAGE IT!!))
WHERE: ALL OVER THE HOTEL
WHEN: late October, like a day or two after the Great Espresso Heist of 2023 (TM)
WHAT: the search for a cafe!
WARNINGS: WARNING: RNG HOTEL FLOORS AHEAD
[by now, everyone is probably aware of the broken espresso machine, which has yet to be replaced. for most people, this probably isn't an issue!1 but for Akira, Mr. Coffee-is-my-Blood. . .]
[. . . this morning, he can be found sprawled out next to the elevators on a random floor, face planted into the carpet and arms and legs sprawled akimbo at his sides. he is muttering something to himself]
. . . how hard is it. . . to find. . . a S████████ . . . in a hotel that has more floors than any building needs. . .
[LIGHT WHINING]
[anyway, he's being dramatic. help a guy out? maybe??? or make fun of his suffering? it is up to you!]
((LET US DO AN RNG FLOOR POST!!! comment and go on an adventure with Akira, I'll RNG which floor we go to for funsies! I may even make some up as I go, idk, I'm feelin' spicy. FEEL FREE ALSO TO THREADJUMP AND TAG EACH OTHER FOR MORE RNG FLOOR ADVENTURES, I ENCOURAGE IT!!))
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Eh? Sure. What do you take me for?! There's a cafe I found during the ninja attack a couple weeks back.
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I take you for an espresso machine thief.
[and thieves don't give out information for free!!]
Take me there.
[wow so demanding, Akira]
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Sure, whatever. I could just tell you where it is, you know.
[ But maybe Akira is suspicious Gojo will send him to the wrong floor on purpose -- a valid fear, tbh. ]
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I don't think that'd work.
I think the elevator is denying me coffee on purpose. . .
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[ Though if that's the case, then Gojo, the mastermind of the espresso heist, is probably not going to do Akira's karma any favors. ]