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Shogun Stupid Yeyasu ([personal profile] staffcocked) wrote in [community profile] hotelcaelum 2024-02-10 10:20 pm (UTC)

Hyahya... You could call it... [There's a dramatic pause.] A fishception!

[#NAILEDIT #SHOGUNPUN #CANTBECONTAINED #THISTRAINCANTBESTOPPED

He's actually quite proud of this joke! His human ears wiggle as much as his monkey tail was wagging. Though Sumina's stomach doesn't go unheard! Hm... Seeing people go hungry wasn't Yeyasu's style. After all, he's been to the slums of Ewwdo to see those poor hard-working warriors unable to make ends meet and barely got by through crumbs on the ground.]


How 'bout you let me cook you something? Believe it or not, I'm quite skilled in the kitchen. ♥

[Given how prepared hotel's food appeared to be very questionable right now, it might've been easier for him to make a meal or two with his own hands. Despite how bumbling Yeyasu was, he was actually quite skilled in the kitchen. If he wasn't a shogun, then he would've been someone's house husband by now.]

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