[ Vaer would call themself both, and if there's anyone in the multiverse out there that could accomplish being both a romantic rival and the best wingperson, it's them. ]

Maybe, but... For the moment, I need them staying put to help Lena out and keep her sane. For whatever that's worth. They can both deal with the alcohol shortage that comes with that, if what Winter tells me is accurate.

[ A long-suffering sigh... Still, the warlock has told her that the inn carries on as ever in spite of everything, just... with a little more chaos.

At Satoru's remark, she peers down at the flashlight in her hand, having forgotten about it entirely. At length, she simply holds it back out to hand back to him. ]

You mean to tell me that wasn't entertaining enough on its own? Why don't you tell me a story then, Mister The Strongest?