[ Normal everyday Hotel Caelum things; meet a bunny-girl who isn't a rabbit-person, learn she's a criminal wanted by the crown king of frog people. Or, at least, was, however briefly. Between the two of them, he's probably the only actual criminal. In spite of himself, he still listens intently and politely. Who knows when the hotel might issue them with a pop-quiz on how well they know other guests… or something. ]

We do, yeah. Lots of different ones, they vary across culture, or even language, obviously. The ones I remember most seemed to revolve around kings and their children — like they'd be looking for someone to help find the missing princess — or they tried to teach lessons, I guess?

[ He's not entirely sure what the moral of The Golden Lion is supposed to be… Listen to old women? ]

So, why did the frog king let you go? Don't suppose you had to find a frog princess, did you?