[ Precisely what a vampire would say... ]

Did you tell that to your most recent meal? [ He mutters, bravely. ]

I-I'm not.... whatever it is you have a taste for whether it's blood or emotions or existential dread and unfulfilled dreams I assure you could likely find better elsewhere. I um, I haven't washed my hands in several hours! Not since finishing the Steely Heely. See? Repugnant! Detestable!