Of course it wouldn't be so easy. Guess they want us to-

[He might as well rise into a stand, the material of his clothing shifting as he does so. He offers her a hand up; though he'll hardly be offended if she doesn't require it.]

-work for our "wish." That said, I shouldn't have to rely on a gun or my magic on vacation.

[...He should have just stayed asleep in his coffin.]