... In the book, Alice ate some biscuits that said, "Eat Me." It had the opposite effect and made her grow large.

[And just like that, her refuge in stories saves her once again.]

I don't think we should waste time looking for biscuits but I just... Wanted to let you know about it.

[It's a little awkward, but sincere. Something inconsequential to share.]

Let's "port" to the elevator and we'll figure out how to reverse the effects from there.